Let's Talk About Pain

A little backstory for you all. In 2014 I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. I hurt from my head to my toes. Every inch of me hurt and I had so many different types of pain. Muscle spasms, nerve pain, topical pain (literally my skin hurt), joint pain, migraines, you name it, I had it. I was on heavy duty prescription pain killers and fast forward ten years, I count my lucky stars that I was able to get off of them more or less unscathed

I can not even begin to tell you how many topical pain creams I tried.

They didn’t work! Or they kinda worked but smelled horrendous! Or let’s not forget about the time I first tried a cannabis topical and had to reschedule a meeting at my child’s school because I smelled like WEED!

So one day, I met with a doctor who formulated a topical pain cream for me. It was made of Lidocaine, Prilocaine, Gabapentin and Ketamine. I was so happy that it worked! But after all of my hard work to get off of the pain killers and gabapentin I was not happy about putting that anywhere on my body!

So I studied the chemical make up of each drug used and I found an equivalent in nature!

And here we are!

Kit’s Apothecary

“FU PAIN! Cream” was born!

A formulation for all types of pain with a scent that helps you feel calm!

Oregon Grown Hemp CBD

Magnesium

Arnica

Peppermint

Lemongrass

Copaiba

This is my number one selling product now and has been shipped all over the country!

Have you tried it yet?

Would you like to?

For a limited time I’m offering a free sample of my infamous pain cream with any online purchase!

Just send me a note in the comment portion and I’ll make sure to include it in your order