💥 FU Pain! Cream

💥 FU Pain! Cream

Tell pain to eff off—naturally.

Our award-winning FU Pain! Cream is your first line of defense against everything from stubborn muscle spasms to surprise bee stings. Powered by a fierce botanical blend, this fast-acting topical formula is designed to calm nerve pain, ease joint aches, soothe burns, reduce inflammation, and hush that allodynia nonsense.

🌿 What’s Inside:

• Full Spectrum Hemp – Targets pain and inflammation at the root
• Coconut Oil – Nourishes and helps deliver ingredients deep into the skin
• Arnica – Nature’s bruise and sprain whisperer
• Magnesium – Relieves tension and spasms like a chill pill for your muscles
• Lemongrass – Antimicrobial + pain relieving = double trouble for inflammation
• Peppermint – Cools on contact and numbs discomfort fast
• Copaiba – Deep-penetrating anti-inflammatory magic from the Amazon

Toss it in your gym bag, stash it in your first-aid kit, or keep it next to your bed for midnight flare-ups. Chronic pain, acute flare-ups, mystery aches? FU Pain! Cream is here to remind your body who's boss.