FU Pain! Cream ✨ – Tell Pain to Eff Off. Naturally.

FU Pain Cream 💪🌿

$50 | Free shipping | Clean, CBD-free formula

Benefits at a Glance ✅

• ⚡ Fast comfort for sore muscles and joints
• 🧘 Helps ease tension | supports post-activity recovery
• 🌬️ Cooling + soothing botanicals with a clean finish
• 🍃 CBD-free | botanicals you can pronounce
• 🪄 Small-batch | artisan-crafted

Why You’ll Love It 💖

Tell tight, overworked spots to take a seat. FU Pain Cream pairs magnesium with richly soothing plant oils and aromatics to help your body relax into comfort. Ideal for neck and shoulders after screen time | lower back on long days | calves and feet after workouts.

Hero Herbs | What They Do 🌿

• Arnica 🌼 | Traditional post-activity ally | supports comfort after daily strain
• Andiroba Oil 🌳 | Deeply emollient Amazonian oil | great for massage | helps settle tense areas
• Tamanu Oil 🥥 | Skin-loving oil for soothing | supports topical resilience
• Calendula 🌼 | Gentle skin support | comforts dry, stressed areas
• Peppermint 🌬️ | Refreshing cool feel on contact | revives tired spots
• Lemongrass 🍋 | Bright, clean aromatic | complements massage ritual
• Copaiba 🪵 | Resinous botanical prized for soothing comfort in topicals
• Magnesium 🧂 | Mineral support in a topical format | pairs well with gentle massage

How to Use 👐

Massage a pea-to-nickel sized amount into target areas 2–4x daily or as needed. Great pre-activity to warm up tissue | post-activity to wind down. Do not apply to broken or irritated skin. Avoid eyes and mucous membranes. Wash hands after use.

Ingredients 📜

Plant oils and extracts | Arnica infused oil | Andiroba Oil | Tamanu Oil | Calendula
Aromatics | Peppermint | Lemongrass | Copaiba
Key active | Magnesium
Cream base | skin-safe emulsifiers and natural butters for glide and absorption
Free from | CBD | parabens | phthalates | artificial dyes | mineral oil

Full INCI listed on product label. Essential oil content kept low | suitable for most skin types.

Why These Ingredients Work 🧠✨

• Arnica 🌼 | Comforts bruised and overworked areas. Useful when tissue feels tender so you can massage lightly without aggravation. Helpful in severe aches that feel “bruisy.”
• Andiroba Oil 🌳 | Traditionally used for sore joints and swelling. Its rich profile helps carry other botanicals deeper during massage which matters when pain sits below the surface.
• Tamanu Oil 🥥 | Supports irritated skin and nerve-related discomfort. Especially useful when pain has a sharp or zinging character linked to irritated nerves.
• Calendula 🌼 | Calms sensitive skin and creates a comfortable base so stronger sensations from cooling oils are well-tolerated even on tender areas.
• Peppermint 🌬️ | Menthol activates cold receptors and provides a counterirritant effect which can interrupt sharp or hot pain signals and feel relieving during severe flare-ups.
• Lemongrass 🍋 | Gently invigorating aromatic that supports circulation and loosening in stiff zones. Useful when severe pain feels locked up or immobile.
• Copaiba 🪵 | Rich in beta-caryophyllene which interacts with CB2 pathways tied to pain perception. A strong plant ally for intense, inflamed-feeling areas without using CBD.
• Magnesium 🧂 | Topical mineral support for tight, crampy muscles. Helps release gripping or spasmodic tension that often amplifies severe pain.

Details 🧴

• Size | 4 oz recyclable jar
• Texture | silky cream that absorbs cleanly
• Allergen friendly | no gluten | dairy | soy | peanuts | eggs | alcohol
• Handmade in small batches at Kit’s Apothecary

Disclaimer ℹ️

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. For external use only. Stop use if irritation occurs.