🔥 Not Today Satan! – Menopause Management CBD Tincture

🔥 Not Today Satan! – Menopause Management Tincture

Hot flashes? Hormonal rage? Mood swings from the underworld? Not. Today. Satan.

Wave goodbye to the fiery furnace of menopause and reclaim your cool with Not Today Satan!—a bold, botanical blend formulated to support hormone balance, ease discomfort, and restore your inner chill.

Crafted with Full Spectrum Hemp CBD and a hormone-supportive dream team of Chaste Berry, Wild Yam, Dong Quai, Black Cohosh, and Red Raspberry Leaf, this tincture helps regulate your cycle, soothe hot flashes, and balance mood—naturally.

🌿 What’s Inside:

• Full Spectrum Hemp CBD – Relaxes the nervous system and reduces inflammation

• Chaste Berry – Supports progesterone production and hormonal equilibrium

• Wild Yam – Eases cramps, bloating, and mood swings

• Dong Quai – A traditional Chinese herb for circulation and hormone regulation

• Black Cohosh – Known for reducing hot flashes and night sweats

• Red Raspberry Leaf – Tones the uterus and supports reproductive health

✨ Smooth the transition. Balance the chaos. Cool the flash.

How to Use:
Place 4–5 drops under the tongue. Hold for 10–15 seconds, then swallow. Repeat as needed when your inner volcano erupts.

🚫 Important: Discontinue 2 weeks before any surgery. Not safe for use during pregnancy or while breastfeeding.

Menopause might be inevitable. But suffering through it? That’s optional. Say it with us: Not Today, Satan. 🔥